Garbage Pail Kicks: Shawn Weinerspork — Peace, Love & Corduroy Edition

This card is not licensed by anyone.

PSA will not grade it.

It will almost definitely be worth nothing in a few years.

So why buy it?

Because it’s handmade sneaker satire built from a chopped-up replica pair of Wotherspoon Air Max 1/97s — the pastel, corduroy-soaked symbol of peace, love, and thrift-store enlightenment.

We sliced it, trimmed it, patched it, and glued it into a Garbage Pail Kicks–style tribute to Shawn Weinerspork: the flower child of hype destruction and the unofficial patron saint of “good vibes, bad decisions.”

Each card is assembled by hand, imperfections included — crooked cuts, uneven edges, real corduroy, fake harmony. Only a small batch exists, because the shoe only had so much soul to give.

Buy it if you appreciate parody, craft, and unnecessary sneaker reincarnation.

Don’t buy it if you’re hoping for a flip.

$26.99.

Unauthorized fan art. Not affiliated with Nike, Round Two, Sean Wotherspoon, Garbage Pail Kids, or anyone else. Made using a replica pair — no real Wotherspoons were harmed in the making of this weird little miracle.